Yes, it keeps on getting better.
Now we have Elvis, the Guinea Pig. No we did not name him that. Yes, we really did get a guinea pig off Freecycle. No I have not lost my mind. Yes, P-Daddy is out of town. No, he doesn't know. Yes, Elvis will live in the schoolroom.
But hey, we get to have children who say I love Elvis and mean it. That should make P-Daddy happy.