Taken from Diana ♥
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15 Things you DISLIKE, HATE or CAN'T STAND & everyone else seems to like/love
1. FOOD
The very best Tamales made by YOUR grandmother. Still gross.
(same goes for her specialty dish containing any variety of internal organs)
Diana wrote that. I am so keeping it. Because it rings true for me.
2. DRINK
Diet sodas.
Martinis. I don't care if Martinis are cool now, and if they contain things martinis actually don't contain. I was over it before it started.
3. BAND/MUSIC GROUP/SINGER
I can't make friends with RAP. I try. I can't. It's ok for certain applications, but as for sitting around on a Saturday, or going out at night, or road tripping? Hell no.
Country Twang Music. Makes my eyes bleed. New country? Really old Country? Soft rock faking as country and actually getting air play? Ok. Tractor, I'm-a-redneck-and-God-Loves-it Twang Country is not ok.
4. SEASON
Summer vacation season - I don't want to be anywhere where everyone is going to be at the same time. Sweaty crowds are not my thing. I will take this and run with it. Summer also involves taking off more clothes than my body type generally makes attractive. It is the season of complete self-concsiousness and self-loathing for me.
5. SPORT
Basketball, specifically NBA. They took a great, approachable sport that everyone can enjoy and turned it into fake, slick, eye popping commerce. Add "pro"-athleticism in here and we're good. No one should be paid that much to be a lout who literally gets away with murder.
6. MOVIE
Any horror film, especially those based on true events. I don't get the point. Aren't you terrorized enough by what really happens in the world? Taking someone else's tragedy and sensationalizing it into a date movie is horror enough.
7. ACTOR
There's quite a few I don't "get," but Vin Diesel and Clive Owen number among them.
8. ACTRESS
Barbie, in any of her iterations. Yanno, Tara Reid, Pamela Anderson, etc etc
9. TV SHOW
American Idol. Any other form of faux "reality" television. Even though I watch some. It's scary.
10. BOOK
My opinion here would really be offensive to some people I care about so I will just leave that one alone.
11. CAR
Giganto vehicles that are never used for their purposes. You do not need a Hummer if you live in downtown ANYWHERE. Suburbans, purchased only for the new infant, have no place.
12. HOLIDAY
Valentine's Day. I celebrate it in my own fashion, but I could reeeeeally do without it being considered a holiday.
13. WEATHER
Freezing Rain. I can deal with snow. I love the rain. Combine "freezing" with "rain" you get instantly ice-slicked roads, which I do not like. And there's nothing romantic or pleasant about walking in freezing rain.
14. COLOR.
That weirdass shade between green and yellow that dominated the 70s formica production. WTF was up with that?
15. RECREATIONAL ACTIVITY
Karaoke. Don't get it.
#10 - tee hee! I wouldn't ;)
ReplyDelete#15 - call me Pavlov's Dog, anyway I can get a gold record, I'm gonna do it. Even if it make my kids' ears bleed. ::::vbeg:::
Clive Owen!! You grouped Clive Owen with Vin Diesel??
ReplyDeleteWill you secretly tell your book to the world's biggest heretic?
And c) Karaoke is fun with me.
Ok, I *MUST* know your Book Hates!!! :)
ReplyDeleteI think I know to which book you refer. I love you all the more for it.
ReplyDeleteI must take issue with the Clive Owen thing... Now if you'd swapped him for that dreadful Hugh Grant, we'd be more on the same page.
Must make date to eat chocolate creme pie ASAP when Nik returns, assuming I haven't offed both my offspring and am not incarcerated pending trial.
I think they call it a blessingway? They really should find a more suitable name...
Rambling. Again.
Xx L